Today, I went to the beachfront with my kids. I found a sea
shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter
and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the
shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab
inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!
LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone!